I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.

Homer

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The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 18 Quotes

(to Lisa) Seymour Skinner never puts all his eggs in one basket. That's why they call me "Two Basket Skinner." (pause) What? They do.

Principal Skinner

Lisa: No toupees.
Homer: Whaaat, I'm going for the Shia LaBeouf thing. Not quite a nerd, not quite a hunk. Shia LaBeouf!