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I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.

Homer

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The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 18 Quotes

Lisa: No toupees.
Homer: Whaaat, I'm going for the Shia LaBeouf thing. Not quite a nerd, not quite a hunk. Shia LaBeouf!

(to Lisa) Seymour Skinner never puts all his eggs in one basket. That's why they call me "Two Basket Skinner." (pause) What? They do.

Principal Skinner
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