Homer Simpson Quotes
Princess Kemi: So, all these concubines belong to this one tyrant?
Homer: It's called The Bachelor.
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Homer: She's gone!
Moe: And she trashed my bar! Oh no, wait, she actually cleaned up a little bit. Good for her.
They say you catch more flies with honey, I say with fly traps.Mr. Burns
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The only reason you haven't been fired is because your file here has been holding up a sofa that was missing a leg.Moe
Look Moe the least you can let me do is anything I want.
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Homer: Marge I believe you're forgetting America's greatest wartime wheelchair-bound leader, Professor X of the X-Men.
Marge: It's not that Professor X wouldn't get up, it's that he couldn't!
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Marge, you're my wife of ten years and I love you, but I must observe the teachings of this man I just met tonight. Now the first thing I have to do is make amends with the bathroom scale.
I have so many questions for you. First of all, is this floor reinforced?
Bart: Thinking back, I'm kinda surprised mom and dad let a crazy man spend all night in my bedroom.
Homer: Simpler times.
Between your genius and my nothing we make a great team, come on give me a hug!
Fine, we'll both go, and if anyone asks you something you don't understand, just say protons.
Ok Marge we can go to the circus, maybe I can finally find out why a man would think a stool is a proper defense against a lion.
Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
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Mayor Quimby: And, uh, may the Force be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: You have no idea who I am, do you?
Mayor Quimby: Sure, I do. You're one of the Little Rascals, right?
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