Homer Simpson Quotes
Season 23, Episode 12: "Moe Goes from Rags to Riches"
Homer: Marguerite, I leave to fight in Flanders. Stupid Flanders.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 11: "The D'oh-cial Network"
Grampa: And I created an alcoholic hippo.
Homer: You never showed it to me!
Grampa: A stupid alcoholic hippo!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mapple Salesperson: The lightest, most desirable computer in the world, for the next three weeks - the Mapple Void.
Homer: I'll take it, provided you charge me for services that Google offers for free.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: Man, this website makes talking drunk to my wife so much safer.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 10: "Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson"
Homer: They know I'm doing a character. Like Stephen Colbert or Newt Gingrich.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: Do you really need all these Kurt Vonnegut novels?
Lisa: "They self-reference each other!"
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 9: "Holidays of Future Passed"
My daughter thinks I'm a ruthless tyrant like Hitler or Prince Harry.
Homer: Bloody harry. he brought back beheading in a big way.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: I just like to dress up to eat carrots and smoke.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: How would you like to have future sex?
Marge: Why do you say future this is now?
Homer: I meant a week from tomorrow. That's when the new penis gets here.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 8: "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
Annie: I was so mad at him, I didn't have sex with a clown for five months!
Homer: What about mimes?
Annie: Come on, I'm not made of stone.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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