Homer Simpson Quotes
Season 24, Episode 18: "Pulpit Friction"
Homer: Well, I'm not one for taking new jobs on a whim. But as we say in the snow plow business, I'm your astronaut.
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Homer: Boy, why are your friends so dirty?
Bart: Dunno. Why are your friends such drunks?
Homer: Touche.
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Homer: Hehehe, the brain is so stupid.
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Season 24, Episode 17: "What Animated Women Want"
Homer: Listen, we swore we'd never go to sleep angry at each other.
Marge: I'm not going to sleep.
Homer: Well you didn't have two beers with your lunch.
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Homer: Marge, I thought this was an innocuous lunch, but it's become terribly ocuous.
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Season 24, Episode 15: "Black Eyed, Please"
Hibbert:You may never see a film in 3D again. Hehehe.
Homer: But the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology.
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Ned: I want you to punch me in the eye. If you do, then we're even according to Exodus, Leviticus, and Matthew.
Homer: You went and hired a law firm, eh. That's pretty aggressive.
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Ned: Homer, I can't believe you're partaking with my parents.
Homer: Yeah, it's medicinal; we had a pain in our neck!
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Season 24, Episode 14: "Gorgeous Grampa "
Homer: Oh, my gay dad is gay for gays.
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Homer: Writing is for bathroom walls and acting is for getting out of DUIs.
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