The Simpsons

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Homer: What I feel is envy.
Lisa: Wow! He's right.

Bart: What's a game show?
Homer: Something you make sketches about.

I want his fame and fortune so much. Why must the lords of rock be so cruel?

Oh, what kind of erotic asphyxia?

Yep, it's all about the music and it would take a pretty unforeseen circumstance to make that change. Pretty unforeseen.

This is embarrassing to admit, but I haven't even thought about gels.

I don't have what it takes to play the guitar.

Homer: A-camping we will go
Marge: But where I still don't know
Homer: A place that's filled with sun and sand, a desert steamed from Disneyland, keep expectations low.

Oh Marge I can't stand it when you cry at dinner. The pork chops look traumatized, the mashed potatoes can't stand to watch, even the children seem upset.

Don't drink my loved ones

Wait, I finally get what you're saying. Fracking is great, but the only place it should ever happen is in other people's towns.

The power of Chrysler compels you!

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The Simpsons Quotes

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!