J.D.'s Narration: I really missed living with Turk, but living with Elliot wasn't that bad.
Elliot: Hey, roomie! I'm having the girls from my yoga class over for drinks tonight. And F.Y.I., Tina, the tiny brunette, just got dumped - and she's looking for rebound sex! Honestly, how could I be a better roommate?
J.D.'s Narration: She could be half Turk and half Elliot.


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Character:
Elliot Reid
Episode:
Scrubs Season 5 Episode 4: "My Jiggly Ball"
Show:
Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

Orderly: (Handing Elliot a chart) This guy has an S.T.D., and he definitely doesn't want his wife to find out.
Elliot: (Walks in, sees Kelso)
Dr. Kelso: Crap.

(His entire right hand is moving) Guys, I think there might be something wrong with my spine, because I'm not doing that!

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