I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are rules to live by, shave last minute, haircut the day-of, maybe some tanning and the gym. You gotta do the guido handbook.

Mike

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Episode:
Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 2: "The Tanned Triangle"
Show:
Jersey Shore
Star:
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

I don't give a f**k if you're fat, you're ugly, you're 45 years old. I'll dance with ya. I think it's hilarious.

Vinny

You have your penis pierced. I love it... I just saw your penis.

JWOWW