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With me and Sam, it's not a matter of if she wants to hook up with me; it's a matter of just when I decide.

Mike

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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

I don't give a f**k if you're fat, you're ugly, you're 45 years old. I'll dance with ya. I think it's hilarious.

Vinny

You have your penis pierced. I love it... I just saw your penis.

JWOWW
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