(<i>At dog obedience school</i>.) There are two ways for a dog...
(At dog obedience school.)
Emily Winthrop: There are two ways for a dog to relieve himself. One is like a faithful friend and partner for life. The other is like a hose without a fireman. Which way do you think that was, Mr. Simpson?
(Bart is down on his hands and knees scrubbing the floor.)
Bart: Like a hose. (Under his breath.) Your Wrinkled Highness.
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16: "Bart's Dog Gets an F"
- Bart Simpson
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