Bart Simpson Quotes
Season 23, Episode 13: "The Daughter Also Rises"
Bart: Luckily, she doesn't know that our viewing platforms are multi.
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Season 23, Episode 12: "Moe Goes from Rags to Riches"
Bart: From now on I'll dominate you in ways you don't realize.
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Bart: I dump on you, and you take it. That's how friendship works.
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Season 23, Episode 9: "Holidays of Future Passed"
Bart: I've been acting like a 10 year old the last 30 years, but I swear i'm going to grow up and act 20 like a divorced 40 year old should.
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Bart: Who cares what we look like in whatever stupid year this is.
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Season 23, Episode 8: "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
Bart: People also lover a quitter. Sarah Palin. The Beatles.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 7: "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants"
Jimbo: Your fists are sisters?
Dolph: Yeah, Pocahontas and Sacagawea!
Bart: Nice save.
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: I'll get one those jobs where you don't need to read. Like french fry maker or general.
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Season 23, Episode 5: "The Food Wife"
Developer: I have twins I've never met.
Bart: When you meet them tell them your game is too easy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 4: "Replaceable You"
Bart: To sweeten the deal, I'll pick you first for basketball.
Martin: To be a mathlete without the 'm.'
• Rating: Unrated
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