I'm scared. I know. I like him. He likes you. How do...

(Sookie is getting ready to go on her first date with Jackson)
Sookie: I'm scared.
Lorelai: I know.
Sookie: I like him.
Lorelai: He likes you.
Sookie: How do you know he's not being polite?
Lorelai: Sookie!
Sookie: No, I mean it. It's like I cornered him and he felt trapped and he had to say yes.
Lorelai: He did not have to say yes.
Sookie: Oh my God. Technically, I am his employer.
Lorelai: Sookie!
Sookie: I am. I buy his wares. His livelihood depends on me.
Lorelai: Sookie!
Sookie: Oh! I'm a sexual harasser!
Lorelai: Well, then you need some false eyelashes.
Sookie: This isn't funny. I am now desperate, lonely and a criminal.


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Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 12: "Double Date"
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Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 12 Quotes

Mrs. Kim: Lane is not allowed to date boys unless we have approved them. She knows that, she knows our rules and she broke them. That is unacceptable.
Lorelai: Ok, yes, you're right. But teenagers sometimes slip up.
Mrs. Kim: I don't care what teenagers do, I care what Lane does.
Lorelai: You know, it doesn't always work to just lock a kid up and throw away the key.
Mrs. Kim: I didn't throw away the key, it's in the kitchen.
Lorelai: (surprised by the answer) Ok, well, I was talking symbolically...but alright, I'm with you now.

Luke: Hey.
Lorelai: Hey.
Luke: I haven't seen you since the other night. Everything turn out ok?
Lorelai: Oh yeah, fine. The dating world of 16 year olds. Very exciting stuff.
Luke: I bet. Oh, uh coffee?
Lorelai: Do you have to ask?
(Luke pours her coffee)
Lorelai: You know, I had a good time the other night, with the cards.
Luke: Oh yeah, yeah. Me too.
Lorelai: Good.
Luke: Yeah, if fact you rushed out of here before I had a chance to...
Lorelai: A chance to...?
Luke: Kick your ass in poker.
Lorelai: (taken aback) You wish.
Luke: Burger?
Lorelai: Two and fries.
Luke: Maybe we could do it again sometime.
Lorelai: Oh yeah, well, I... I would like that.

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