Jersey Shore "Sleeping with the Enemy" Quotes
Pauly D: Angelina thinks like a guy so she wants to get laid. Vinny is a guy so he wants to get laid.
• Rating: Unrated
Snooki: And if it's a smush, you gotta put lotion on your butt.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Snooki: FYI, I'm not cooking tacos tonight.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: I'm very excited for him to come over and you know, get it in.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Situation: Just like when you're little and you want to believe Santa Claus is alive. Santa Claus is f**king dead.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vinny: Ronni's MacGyver, yo.
Situation: He got off scott free.
• Rating: Unrated
Situation: What do you think of Jenni and Sammi? I feel like Sammi slayed the giant.
Vinny: Just by stepping up to her, you get a tie. And if you get in a tie with Mayweather, you get respect.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Snooki: I'm not white.
Jenni: What are you?
Snooki: Tan.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Situation: Jose's taken Angelina on a number of dates. Buying her Fossil watches. I don't how much it was. $39.99? $49.99? The man should be smashed.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pauly D: There's nothing like a nice herpe to ruin a party.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 16