Modern Family

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Just when I’m so close to the Canadian border I can smell the bacon and reasonably priced medications.

Phil

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Modern Family Season 5 Episode 10 Quotes

When I wake up in my own room tomorrow I’ll be giving thanks for my independence and isn’t that what Christmas is all about?

Haley

This body doesn’t just happen ladies.

Phil