Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Who do you find more attractive? Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?
Judge: What is the point of all this?
Lawyer: I feel so confident of Marge Simpson's guilt that I can waste the court's time by rating the super hunks.

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Marge: Is that an old Halloween costume?
Homer: (wearing a devil costume) Uhno.

This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong!

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