The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Marge in Chains" Quotes

Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I- uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidently" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: Knock, knock. I'm Marge Simpson, your new cellmate.
Phillips: I'm Phillips. They called me that because I killed my husband with a Phillips-head screwdriver.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: Who's gonna change Maggie?
Homer: We're going to let her roam free in the backyard and nature will take its course.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

McClure: Are you sure it's on!? I can't hear a thing! (as the Juice Loosener clatters loudly)
Dr. Nick: It's whisper quiet!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Mr. Burns: Who the devil are you?
Homer's Brain: Don't panic. Just come up with a good story.
Homer: My name is Mr. Burns!
Homer's Brain: D'oh!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ned: Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chief Wiggum: All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Apu: We're putting that bitch on ice!
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Ned: Now Marge don't you worry, we've all had our brushes with the law.
(remembers)
Cop: Are you Ed Flanders?
Ned: No, Ned Flanders.
Cop: My mistake.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Who do you find more attractive? Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?
Judge: What is the point of all this?
Lawyer: I feel so confident of Marge Simpson's guilt that I can waste the court's time by rating the super hunks.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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