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Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I- uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidently" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Marge: Is that an old Halloween costume?
Homer: (wearing a devil costume) Uhno.

It seems like I've been wearing this same red dress forever!

Lisa

Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Who do you find more attractive? Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?
Judge: What is the point of all this?
Lawyer: I feel so confident of Marge Simpson's guilt that I can waste the court's time by rating the super hunks.

Ned: Now Marge don't you worry, we've all had our brushes with the law.
(remembers)
Cop: Are you Ed Flanders?
Ned: No, Ned Flanders.
Cop: My mistake.

We're putting that bitch on ice!

Apu

This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong!

</i> Judge Snyder

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

Ned

Mr. Burns: Who the devil are you?
Homer's Brain: Don't panic. Just come up with a good story.
Homer: My name is Mr. Burns!
Homer's Brain: D'oh!

McClure: Are you sure it's on!? I can't hear a thing! (as the Juice Loosener clatters loudly)
Dr. Nick: It's whisper quiet!

Bart: Who's gonna change Maggie?
Homer: We're going to let her roam free in the backyard and nature will take its course.

Marge: Knock, knock. I'm Marge Simpson, your new cellmate.
Phillips: I'm Phillips. They called me that because I killed my husband with a Phillips-head screwdriver.

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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 21 Quotes

Marge: Is that an old Halloween costume?
Homer: (wearing a devil costume) Uhno.

This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong!

</i> Judge Snyder
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