Scientist: Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret -- that all the chimps we sent into space came back super-intelligent.
(A chair swivels round, revealing a Chimp in a suit)
Chimp: No, I don't think we'll be telling them that.

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Marge: You know Homer, when I found out about this I went through a wide range of emotions: first I was nervous, then anxious, then wary, then apprehensive, then kinda sleepy, then worried, and then concerned. But now I realize that being a spaceman is something you have to do.
Homer: Who's doing what now?

NASA Scientist: Sir, we've run into a serious problem with the mission. These Nielsen ratings are the lowest ever.
NASA Executive: Oh, my God! We've been beaten by "A Connie Chung Christmas."