Me and Val were going nowhere and if I'm gonna be working in Phi...

Me and Val were going nowhere and if I'm gonna be working in Philly, I'm gonna need my freedom. So, I convinced Val to breakup with me. Here's how you do it. You say, "What are you gonna do, breakup with me?" Like it's a joke, and then you gain a lot of weight.

Darryl

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Darryl Philbin
Episode:
The Office Season 9 Episode 10: "Lice"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 9 Episode 10 Quotes

Jim's been spending a few days a week in Philly and I'm not gonna lie, it's been challenging. Yesterday, things took a turn for the worse. I found out Cece has lice. So I was up all night disinfecting every sheet, towel, toy, item of clothing in the entire house. I'm exhausted. But don't tell Jim. He has a huge meeting today, under a lot of pressure and he's doing it all for the family.

Pam

Erin: Good morning, Meredith.
Pam: What?
Erin: Oh, sorry, Pam. Yikes.

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