Mr. Gerst, what seems to be the problem? I took some pills. ...

Elliot: Mr. Gerst, what seems to be the problem?
Gerst: I took some pills.
Elliot: Come on, help me out here. Were they happy pills, sad pills, sleepy pills, wake up pills, sane pills, pain pills, brain pills, Spain pills...
Gerst: Man pills? The commercial says I should consult a physician if the condition persists for more than four hours.
Elliot: If what persists?... Oh! Um... Let's just say you took uppers.


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Elliot Reid
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 21: "My Lips Are Sealed"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 21 Quotes

Dad: Hey. Kid's back on the jungle gym. Guess your wife backed down.
Dr. Cox: You bet your sweet ass she did.
J.D.'s Narration: Even if it involves a compromise.
(Jack is hanging from the jungle gym, wearing many layers of heavy padding)
Dr. Cox: Hey Jack! Just blink when you want me to get you down. Just give me the old blink-a-rooney. Terrific athlete. I'm thinking 2016 Olympics. Oh God, was that a blink? Excuse me.

Wow, that was a moist kiss. Wish I was wearing an apron.

J.D.
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