Max: Oh let me guess, you'd fly someplace like the Bahamas, lay by the pool, and he'd light other people's stolen money by the fire.
Caroline: No, we'd rent out the Waldorf-Astoria ballroom to feed the homeless.
Max: Don't look at me right now.

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Mary: My second favorite Christmas movie is It's A Wonderful Life!
Caroline: Mine too!
Max: I have Schindler's List on Blu-Ray.