2 Broke Girls "And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving" Quotes
Caroline: I'd double-check those tights if I were you.
• Rating: Unrated
Max: Whoa! Slow down, Speedracer.
Caroline: I know, I can't stop talking, what was in the stuff you gave me?
Max: I don't know, the ingredients were in Spanish.
Caroline: Well, my corazon is speeding muy rapido!
• Rating: Unrated
Caroline: Come on, let's get in line! I've always loved Santa World!
Max: Me too, as a David Sedaris story. Not as an actual real-life option.
• Rating: Unrated
Earl: All right, I'm feeling y'all! I'll bring the pie! My mother used to make the best chocolate pie. I remember one time she got so mad at this white lady she worked for, she took the chocolate pie to the bathroom... no hold on, that was from The Help.
• Rating: Unrated
Max: Oh let me guess, you'd fly someplace like the Bahamas, lay by the pool, and he'd light other people's stolen money by the fire.
Caroline: No, we'd rent out the Waldorf-Astoria ballroom to feed the homeless.
Max: Don't look at me right now.
• Rating: Unrated
Caroline: Max, I'm not doing cocaine.
Max: If we could afford cocaine, we could afford a mixer!
• Rating: Unrated
Oleg: Fifty dollars for a hamburger? For that much money, it should eat me first.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mary: My second favorite Christmas movie is It's A Wonderful Life!
Caroline: Mine too!
Max: I have Schindler's List on Blu-Ray.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8