How I Met Your Mother

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Okay, we're way past "truth-telling" Lily, and about to hit "Cinco de Mayo 1998" Lily, and I'm NOT cleaning that up again.

Ted [on getting Lily drunk]

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How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

Ted: Five bucks says she still wants Marshall.
Robin: You're on.
Ted: Five American bucks.
Robin: Dammit

Ted: She's miserable. She's realized she's made a huge mistake, her and Marshall will be back together in a week. I love it!
Robin: Umm, no, you just want her to be miserable. The truth is, she's happy.
Ted: Trust me, I've known Lily for nine years.
Robin: Trust me, I'm a girl!
Ted: Yeah, but you're Canadian.