Ooh, someone's a cradle-robber! Darryl's my son. Oh, come on...

Elliot: Ooh, someone's a cradle-robber!
Patricia: Darryl's my son.
Elliot: Oh, come on, the only way he could be your son is if you had him when you were, like, fifteen.
Patricia: Fourteen.
Elliot: Oh... I was close


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Character:
Elliot Reid
Episode:
Scrubs Season 1 Episode 8: "My Fifteen Minutes"
Show:
Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

Turk: You know, you're gonna have to see her eventually.
Carla: No I don't, 'cause I know the layout to the air-duct system here like the back of my hand

Carla: Elliot, there's no excuse for what I did.
Elliot: No, there's not... Are we done?
Carla: I'm really sorry.
Elliot: Don't be. If I was going out with my friend, I wouldn't invite you... Who am I kidding. Yes, I would, and she'd probably like you better and neither one of you would ever talk to me again

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