Philip, I'm gonna need you to shave his groin so I can place a f...

Elliot: Philip, I'm gonna need you to shave his groin so I can place a femoral triple-lumen.
Philip: Yeah, I'm not so much with the "shavin' a guy's curlies".
Elliot: It's your call, Phil. Of course, if you do go ahead and get just one bad evaluation from me, it'll pretty much torch your class rank, so I suggest you do what I tell you. And if I ask you to shave a patient's groin, thank your lucky stars that I said "shave".
Philip [to patient]: I'll tell you what. I'll lather you up, and you start thinking about baseball. Hm! Natural redhead


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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 17: "My Student"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 17 Quotes

Turk: Dr. Cox, you are an attending, so you should know it's highly inappropriate for you to be sniffing around this woman all day! And you! You are a med student who should be learning from me, but every time I turn around, you're talking to him. So I'm telling you, I forbid you to get involved with that guy.
Kristen: Sorry, doctor.
Dr. Cox: You do realize that you just effectively signed your own death warrant.
Turk: Dude, do you, like, know any women at all?
[Cuts to Dr. Cox's apartment]
Kristen: Hi. I know we're not supposed to be seeing each other, but

Dr. Cox: You wanna know something?
Kristen: What?
Dr. Cox: I feel like I'm using you to get past another person.
Kristen: That's not as sexy as you think it is

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