Russ: Hi. Chandler: Oh, hey. Phoebe: Hi. Russ: I guess you guys heard, Rachel dumped me. Chandler: Yeah, I'm sorry man. Russ: Oh, all she said was that I remind her too much of somebody. You have any idea who she's talking about? Phoebe: Oh I do, it's... it's Bob Saget. She hates him.
Rachel: I kind of have plans. Monica: You have other friends? Rachel: Yeah, I, uh, I have a date. Monica: What? Phoebe: You have a date? Rachel: Yes! I have a date. Joey: With a man? Rachel: No, with a crouton. What is so strange about me having a date? Chandler: With a crouton?