Favorite 2 Broke Girls Quotes
Roses from a man. I think I'm getting it. Is it wrong that I kind of want to sleep with your dad right now?
Max
Caroline: What's happening with you? What's your problem with pretty?
Max: Don't wave your divas live hand at me!
Fifty dollars for a hamburger? For that much money, it should eat me first.
Oleg
Caroline: Did you really think it's fiscally smart to be taking in strays?
Max: Good point. Move out tonight!
Max: Did Wile E. Coyote just come into the diner?
Caroline: No, but my ex-boyfriend did.
Max: Mip mip.
Female customer: I don't know who you are or where you came from-"
Max: Neither do I.
Caroline: Max, how could you not know that? That's the first thing my father taught me about finance.
Max: Where? At Embezzle U?
What was that Road Runner move you just pulled? There's still a smoke outline of your body hanging in the air out there.
Max
Sophie: Max, I know you had limited budget, but music is free.
Max: Yeah, well I'm a douche.
Caroline: how do you think we get to the future?
Max: uh.. Marty McFly and a Delorean.
Earl: Max, you got a stamp? I wanna drop this off in the mail on my way home.
Max: I have one in my purse. I'll just get it.
Caroline: Max, he wants to file this year. He doesn't have time for the search party to go into your purse and return.
Max: Hey, it's a purse. It's supposed to be messy.
Caroline: No, it's supposed to be a purse, not a retirement home for a pair of panties stuck to old lifesavers.
Earl: I'm kinda off my meal now.
Just because there is snow on the roof, doesn't mean there is not swing in the sling
Earl
