Popular 2 Broke Girls Quotes
So what's the plan? What are we gonna do if it does snow? You're so white, I'm worried weÃre gonna lose you.
Max
Yea that's snow when you're rich! The only snow angels you'll see this year, are the six crack addicts frozen to our stoop.
Max
Caroline: I was cooold! And she thought she knew weather patterns!
Max: Are you high?
Caroline: Well. Maybe a little
Max; Maybe we should ask your doorman, insert generic Irish name here, to come help.
Caroline: I know their names: day James, night James, and black James.
Caroline: I thought you weren't into pets?
Max: I'm not! It's a kitten ringing a doorbell! He was trying to get in, like people.
Why are we throwing fire at an oven? Is this a poor people game?
Caroline
Do not tell me what to do. I was working here when you were still a dumpling on your father's chopstick.
Oleg
Max: Whoa, did you just ask me to marry you?
Caroline: You could do worse.
Seeing you in your natural habitat is so disturbing.
Max
Jeffery: And so sorry to hear about your father being a criminal and you being penniless, and all that ugliness. But it kind of karma. You are where you are now, and I'm back on top.
Max: Look Jeffrey, I know we just met, but there's no way you're a top.
Caroline: It's the new trend. Mini stores pop up and sell stuff, and then they're gone.
Max: Trend? Drug dealers have been doing that for years!
Hey, when you get a second, stop staring at my boobs.
Max
