Popular 2 Broke Girls Quotes
Max: This place is a freakin cat factory!
Caroline: And they're alive, how refreshing!
Caroline: I wouldn't kiss Ryan Gosling with stomach breath.
Max [along with Caroline]: Yes I would!
Max: I can't believe you put the platypus footrest in the trash!
Caroline: I'm gonna tell you this one more time. It's a possum and it died three to six years ago.
When you fake smile, everybody else fake smiles back.
Han
Max: So what, is she still your girlfriend?
Johnny: Max it's complicated.
Max: What are we on Facebook?
When I had millions of dollars, I had no idea why guys were coming to see me. Do they want me, do they want my money? But you have nothing!
Caroline
Max: Nice job, the font's pretty.
Caroline: You just gave me a compliment? I knew it, you're depressed!
Giving in to feelings is for rich people! Regular people just have to get up, get drunk, and go fulfill their babysitting duties.
Max
Caroline: Are you sure you're ok?
Max: Are you about to come over here and soft touch me?
Caroline: I want to so bad!
Max: Leave! Go to the coffee shop and soft touch the barista.
Hey! You don't need to go all Hallmark Presents Johnny Soft Eyes on me.
Max
You're not my type anyway! You're a bartender who's close to liquor all night, and you're not an alcoholic. So, clearly, you don't know how to seize an opportunity.
Max
Hey, when you get a second, stop staring at my boobs.
Max
