2 Broke Girls

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2 broke girls
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Wait Max, can I hold the million? For just one more second I want to be upper middle class.

Caroline

Deke, you can’t be my boyfriend. From now on, I’m like Welfare. You have to be broke to get some.

Max

Han: Be careful, you’re the very first.
Max: We know how long you've been waiting to say that to a woman.

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2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 16 Quotes

Han: Be careful, you’re the very first.
Max: We know how long you've been waiting to say that to a woman.

Deke, you can’t be my boyfriend. From now on, I’m like Welfare. You have to be broke to get some.

Max