2 Broke Girls "And The Really Petty Cash" Quotes
Max: I kissed Johnny
Caroline: What?! When?
Max: He came by the apartment right after you left.
Caroline: I was only gone twenty minutes. What did you do, shine a bat symbol on your vagina?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Caroline: I also learned she's a dancer, her lip gloss is from Kiehl's, and she's school chums with Adele.
Max: Not THE Adele! Damn, could she be any cooler? I want her to be my girlfriend. I wouldn't break up with her for me.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Max: You're not my type anyway! You're a bartender who's close to liquor all night, and you're not an alcoholic. So, clearly, you don't know how to seize an opportunity.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Max: Hey! You don't need to go all Hallmark Presents Johnny Soft Eyes on me.
• Rating: Unrated
Caroline: Are you sure you're ok?
Max: Are you about to come over here and soft touch me?
Caroline: I want to so bad!
Max: Leave! Go to the coffee shop and soft touch the barista.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Max: Giving in to feelings is for rich people! Regular people just have to get up, get drunk, and go fulfill their babysitting duties.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Max: Nice job, the font's pretty.
Caroline: You just gave me a compliment? I knew it, you're depressed!
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Caroline: When I had millions of dollars, I had no idea why guys were coming to see me. Do they want me, do they want my money? But you have nothing!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Max: So what, is she still your girlfriend?
Johnny: Max it's complicated.
Max: What are we on Facebook?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Han: When you fake smile, everybody else fake smiles back.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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