2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 4: "And the Rich People Problems" Quotes
So my grandmother got rid of her. Not in a mob way, in a society way, which is way worse.Caroline
This is the room that Oh-Em-Gee was designed forMax
Max: Oh my God, you have a shoe rotisserie!
Caroline: I designed it. I call it my Ferris Heels.
Max: I'd judge you if that wasn't exactly what I'd call it if I had one.
Caroline: It says to sign in.
Max: Nicole Richie?
Caroline: I don't want anyone to know I was here.
Ok, there's bullet-proof glass with a bullet in itCaroline
Caroline: No sushi, no dentist? Who are you?
Max: A poor person.
I went to the drugstore and bought an eight-dollar bite-guard which didn't fit my freaky Tim Burton mouth.Caroline
Caroline: What am I gonna do without my bite-guard? My teeth don't know where to go.
Max: Maybe they should just backpack for a couple of years till they figure it out.
You can't give hipsters a microphone, that's like throwing gasoline on a pretentious fire!Max
Caroline: Sushi! I hope you like crabroll.
Max: I never had sushi.
Caroline: That doesn't even make sense.