30 Rock

30 Rock Quotes (Page 2)

Season 6 Episode 20: "Queen of Jordan 2: Mystery of the Phatom Pooper"

Jenna: I'm too good for this crap, like when I sang at that children's hospital.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: I think I just solved the mystery of the phantom pooper.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

D'Fwan: Never talk about a Black woman's leg size, not on babies, not on the Williams sisters, not on a mannequin at Avenue.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gus: We're higher up here, so the sun's electricity is stronger.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Jenna, this is for family only.
Jenna: Now you sound like the cops outside Jackie O's funeral.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 19: "Live From Studio 6H"

Jon Hamm (as Chuck): Honey you have a dynamite shape, but you're gonna have to shut up and let a man tell us what's happening.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Spaceman: Recent studies have shown that while pregnancy is disgusting, babies do not need tar or nicotine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jon Hamm (as Abner): I's done stoled this catfish!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jon Hamm (as Abner): Here I is Alfie.
Tracy (as Alfie): Oh hell no, I ain't doin' this.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack (as Tony): We've got a great show. At least that's what the Jews I pay tell me.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Paul: I may have a dress, and a wig, and a gynecologist, but I am the man.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Spaceman: Nine out of 10 doctors said "Who is this? Why are you calling so late?" but the 10th guy was into it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack (as Larry): Bang, zoom, I'm gonna drown you in the bathtub and say a mental patient did it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack (as Larry): One of these days I'm gonna cut you up in pieces and feed you to the neighbor's dogs.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack (as Larry): One of these days Dorris I'm gonna take a shotgun and blam, blow your face off.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Hazel: Unlike the wildfires I've started, this one doesn't sexually arouse me.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack: From now on you write and shoot the whole season in two weeks, like Wheel of Fortune or Fox News.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 18: "Murphy Brown Lied to Us"

Spokesman: When did gum get so soft you sons of bitches?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Liz: You're being so transvaginal right now.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Jenna I've been thinking.
Jenna: Why? You're famous.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

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