30 Rock

30 Rock "Christmas Attack Zone" Quotes

Milton: Listen to me damn it, I'm a doctor.
Jack: Of history. In what emergency would you be necessary? If someone wanted to know whether the 60s were awesome or not?
Milton: They were!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: It's about the party! I want to eat shrimp off an old gay dressed as baby new year.
 • Rating: Unrated

Milton: Think of what I've lost...going on father and son habitat for humanity builds, and road trips in my VW van.
Jack: Yeah, or other things.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Milton: By the way we have a tradition in my family where we let the child name itself.
Jack: Absolutely not.
Milton: Well suit yourself, but my son Spiderman turned out just fine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Jack what are you doing? You promised me a drama free dinner. I could be sitting at the corner table at the K-Mart Cafe right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: I've never seen her this upset since Hurricane Katrina. The coverage pre-empted a tampon commercial she was in.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: I know some things you've done that you would not want me to bring up right now.
Colleen: Most people thought I was a hero for killing Lydia's parrot.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: I knew you would do this...take a happy moment and ruin it, just like you did when I won that scholarship at my high school graduation.
Colleen: It should've gone to the other boy!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Colleen: I didn't care much for the gazpacho soup. I mean where's the fun of sending it back because it isn't hot?
 • Rating: Unrated

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