30 Rock

30 Rock "Floyd" Quotes

Jack: Typical liberal media. That's why I get all my news from Dick Cheney's web site, DickViews.com.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: A female page? Don't worry, they disappear all the time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lutz: Why don't we trick him into kissing me? It would be so funny because I'm not gay.
 • Rating: Unrated

Danny: There's going to be a profile of me in The New York Times as filler because of dwindling ad sales. Isn't that awesome?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: So much of my life was wasted creating hats!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Liz: The Early Show? What am I, in a hospital?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Don't drag my best friend, TV, into this.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Waiter: That would explain why we have so many drunk kids here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Floyd: She's alive! Like a deer who runs and sniffs and jumps and stares. Not like the badger, with her glasses and her rules about weekday sex.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Floyd: How are you single, Liz? There are so many guys out there who want to be poisoned and yelled at.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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