Like any penis, Florida is very complicated.


Don't give up. That is not the Lisa Loeb I know.

Tracy (to Liz)

We have to spend all of our wonderful money and help my hair mentor Mitt Romney become the 11th legitimate President of the United States.


A room full of rich people can...change the world.


I needed to unite the room around a common enemy and Ed Begley Jr. wasn't available because the sail on his car broke.


I hope it's gay...male gay, because with the ladies it's too much hiking.


Reginald: Donaghy, still over at NBC with all those communists and homosexuals?
Jack: Reginald I believe you're thinking of the White House.

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