Like any penis, Florida is very complicated.

Tracy

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• Added: October 25, 2012

Don't give up. That is not the Lisa Loeb I know.

Tracy (to Liz)

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• Added: October 25, 2012

We have to spend all of our wonderful money and help my hair mentor Mitt Romney become the 11th legitimate President of the United States.

Jack

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• Added: October 25, 2012

A room full of rich people can...change the world.

Jack

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• Added: October 25, 2012

I needed to unite the room around a common enemy and Ed Begley Jr. wasn't available because the sail on his car broke.

Jack

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• Added: October 25, 2012

I hope it's gay...male gay, because with the ladies it's too much hiking.

Liz

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• Added: October 25, 2012

Reginald: Donaghy, still over at NBC with all those communists and homosexuals?
Jack: Reginald I believe you're thinking of the White House.

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• Added: October 25, 2012