30 Rock Season 5 Episode 2: "When It Rains, It Pours" Quotes
I don't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break dancing and lunch?
Tracy
Tracy: Why's that baby covered with goop?
Dr. Spaceman: Because everything about this is disgusting.
After I'm gone, your mother might meet someone else. I want her to be happy so his death must appear to be accidental.
Jack
She is a orca, Benjamin. And FYI, they're very difficult to keep in a home aquarium.
Tracy
Centennial is a hundred years, because centipeding means having sex with a hundred women.
Tracy
You got sauce on me. Ya know, neighbors who wear my exact size don't die every day!
Pete
You know, if you wanted to cheat on Carol with an Italian dude who smells like cigarettes, I've made it very clear I'd flip over my futon for you. Not cool!
Frank
Tracy: So for me to be there at the birth of my daughter, I have to answer trivia questions despite having gone to middle school in an Exxon station?
Ben Bailey: Yeah.
Wow, it's like I always say...white cab drivers are weird!
Tracy
...and then attended Harvard Business School where I was voted, Most. I once hit a stand up triple off Fidel Castro. I was the first person ever to say, I need a vacation from this vacation. The song "Your so vain" was in fact written...by me.
Jack
Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural, so would you like one as well?
Dr. Spaceman
Full disclosure, most of my experience is putting babies in women.
Dr. Spaceman
