30 Rock Quotes
Kenneth: I need some advice.
Tracy: I recommend you get it from Liz Lemon or an Owl who wears glasses.
Liz: You're always a high strung perfectionist.
Jenna: I prefer soul sucking monster.
Everyone needs to be on their toes for my wedding year. I'm gonna be a nightmare.
Jenna
So, how was your hiatus? Start with what puzzles you did.
Jack
I played Avery Jessup in Kidnapped By Danger, now available on Sega Genesis.
Jenna
She isn't a bitch. She's a meanie pants.
Kenneth
I'm greatest waiter of all time.
Kim Jong Il
Check out Kim Jong Un's pants. Where's the flood?
Jack (as Avery)
Did they say when the banquet is? Because I'm kind of between tuxes due to weight fluctuation.
Tracy
What Bill O'Reilly erotic novel are you living in?
Liz
Oh, poor baby. Can't hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the bay area now, pretend that that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater.
Jenna
Hey, I don't bail. I am still watching Smash, Criss.
Liz
