30 Rock Quotes
I'm gonna do to them what I did to my own ribs...take them out.
Jenna
Jack: How many other Pokemons are there?
Zarena: Jack, the plural of Pokemon IS Pokemon.
Like a silver back gorilla or Mitt Romney's grandfather, I require more than one woman to...
Jack
Sorry Liz, I'm not even sure if they serve brunch after...the 90s.
Cerie
Liz: Lize Lemon has had a little awakening in her bathing suit area.
Jack: Lemon I've seen your bathing suits, that could be anywhere.
Do you think I'm an idiot? I didn't win that argument. I'm an idiot.
Liz
Do you remember that kid in school who bullied you? Well I ate that goat.
Ken's mom
I'll have my Jews on you so fast, you'll think you're an Asian girl.
Jenna
I'm not a professional like you or those bears at Showbiz Pizza.
Ron
Look Ken, I'm just trying to replace your dad.
Ron
Ken's mom: He writes his own songs.
Kenneth: Are they about being a loser?
Ron: Some of them.
When did old Bob Dunston swallow all this change?
Dunston
