30 Rock Quotes
That's the sound of Honey Boo Boos piling up on your Tivo.
Jack
Then I would have seen Criss's muscular back.
Pete
Hornberger, what if we were having sex?
Liz
I should get back downstairs. The show's not gonna phone itself in.
Liz
I saw The Today Show, so I know how to make an autumn pizza that your teen will love.
Liz
Kenneth: You've never been wrong about anything before.
Tracy: It's a blessing and a purse.
Why is he learning anything? He's supposed to be God.
Kenneth
Before this I ran an all women's theater company...everyone was vice president.
Liz
Liz: That's not how I roll.
Tracy: Thank you for saying that in dated urban slang so that I'll understand you.
She wants her "something borrowed" to be Jessica Biel's youth.
Liz
I'm sort of the Black Tyler Perry.
Tracy
Kenneth: ...while we have gotten to second base...
Tracy: You mean a threesome with Robinson Cano?
