30 Rock

30 Rock Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 22: "Kidney Now!"

Liz: We sure had quite a year.
Jack: What are you talking about? It's May.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Milton: I've never seen anything like this, and I was in 'We Are The Pizza.'
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: Do you know if there's a sit down Quizno's in midtown?
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Tracy: [giving commencement address] Just be yourself, and I promise that every single person in this room will be President of the United States!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: Long distance is wrong distance.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cerie: [to Liz] They want you on the 7th hour of The Today Show.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mary J. Blige: My Mary J. Blige Foundation is celebrating its 10th year of searching for the Loch Ness Monster.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Jack: I haven't seen this many riled up dirtbags since CVS started to put the cold medicine behind the counter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: I don't know. But I have the entire liberal media establishment at my disposal, the same manipulation machine that got Barack Obama elected and donate all of that money for Rainstorm Katrina.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: [on his high school classmate] We called him Mean Steve. But his real name was Steven Killer.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Liz: Nope, your fiance's gay. Look at him. Pure case of fruit blindness.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Jack: Since Giuliani left it's getting harder to harvest hobo organs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Professor Milton Green, who's working on a three volume biography of Jimmy Carter, and if I give him a kidney he might, just might, live long enough to finish it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: There's no such thing as bisexual. That's just something invented in the 90s so they could sell more hair products.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 21: "Mamma Mia"

Jack: You know what family means to me Lemon? Resentment, guilt, anger, Easter egg hunts that turn into knife fights.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Liz: If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level with drop until he pees himself.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Tracy: I feel like you're not telling me something, Jack. Lemme guess. You bought a sidecar for your motorcycle and your dog won't stay in it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jenna: This is the defining thing of my life. It's not gonna be that hit-and-run!
 • Rating: Unrated

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