30 Rock

30 Rock Season 3 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 3 Episode 21: "Mamma Mia"

Lenny: Once I'm in the building I can get in the cafeteria. And that means free ice.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: I do have a hard time telling ages with black - shoes are the best kind of shoes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Don't push it Liz, let it happen. There's gonna be a Mama Mia!
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: She texts her gay friends while I write 'til four in the morning eating dry fistfuls of Raisin Bean to stay awake, which, by the way, is how I'm able to ride the fart train to work every day.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Professor Green: The Greens are sharp as a tack right to the end. Which makes the end more terrifying. My father died screaming.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: I'm sorry, did you just snort at our House majority leader?
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: When he saw these (reveals shoes) he asked me when my cult was committing suicide.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: [to Liz] Did the medical supply store where you bought those shows have any women's stuff?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lutz: Help mommy's baby.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Liz Lemon, I may hug people too hard and get lost at malls, but I'm not an idiot.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 20: "The Natural Order"

Jack: [on knowing his mom was out shopping] I know. My credit card company called to confirm my purchase of the book "Intercourse After Hip Surgery."
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack's mom: A guy like Paul, who can drive at night? You just don't say say no to that!
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: Now you're standing on the very spot where Grace Allen took Jack Parr's virginity.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: [on treating Liz differently] Well, I pay you a little less.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: [on what the crew holds back from Liz] Farts, for one thing.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: [on his pig] She went crazy. She bit off my nutsack, that I kept tied around my belt to feed the squirrels.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Len: Everyone has something to hide. For instance, I'm wearing a child's Halloween costume under this.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Cerie: [to Liz] You know this food area is always the first place I go to look for you.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Oh, I didn't know anyone was here. That wasn't me screaming in the bathroom.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack's mom: Paul lives in Florida. He paints landscapes and makes his own soda.
 • Rating: Unrated

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