30 Rock Season 3 Quotes
Since Giuliani left it's getting harder to harvest hobo organs.
Jack
Professor Milton Green, who's working on a three volume biography of Jimmy Carter, and if I give him a kidney he might, just might, live long enough to finish it.
Jack
There's no such thing as bisexual. That's just something invented in the 90s so they could sell more hair products.
Liz
You know what family means to me Lemon? Resentment, guilt, anger, Easter egg hunts that turn into knife fights.
Jack
Liz: If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level with drop until he pees himself.
I feel like you're not telling me something, Jack. Lemme guess. You bought a sidecar for your motorcycle and your dog won't stay in it.
Tracy
My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle.
Tracy
This is the defining thing of my life. It's not gonna be that hit-and-run!
Jenna
Once I'm in the building I can get in the cafeteria. And that means free ice.
Lenny
I do have a hard time telling ages with black - shoes are the best kind of shoes.
Liz
Don't push it Liz, let it happen. There's gonna be a Mama Mia!
Liz
She texts her gay friends while I write 'til four in the morning eating dry fistfuls of Raisin Bean to stay awake, which, by the way, is how I'm able to ride the fart train to work every day.
Liz
