30 Rock

30 Rock Season 3 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 3 Episode 20: "The Natural Order"

Tracy: Don't patronize me with your Celtic slang, Liz Lemon.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Liz: [to Tracy] Oh my God! Like we really have time to have you walk down the stairs that slowly!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jonathan: Evidently the concierge at the Plaza has a beard, and she'd rather not get raped.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: [to Liz's offer of a hug] What is this, the Italian parliament. No, thank you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I don't mind taking her out. There's a restaurant hostess in midtown I'd like to see cry.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: You treat me like a child! No, worse than that. Like one of those pageant girls with the clip-on teeth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: I took my son to his cello recital this morning at what turned out to be midnight yesterday!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: [on not confronting his dad] It's the biggest regret of my life, Lemon. And I once made love to Kathy Hilton.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: 1959. Boy, it would've been fun to write back then. You could get away with crazy plot twists, because audiences were so much less sophisticated.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Have you ever been to Florida? It's a criminal population. It's America's Australia.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 19: "The Ones"

Liz: [to Jenna] You look happy. Did you finally settle that lawsuit over your exercise tape?
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: Whoa, check out the bling. Or whatever it's called now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Hey, where are my Sno-balls? I'm going to the gym later so I deserve a treat.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Liz: Allergies are psychosomatic. The only reason I'm allergic to dogs is because one bit me when I got my first period.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: [on her slanket] It's not product placement, I just like it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: If I have a strawberry, my throat closes up faster than a girl in math class.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Elisa: Isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Jack: [on Tracy] His life is like Enron, circa 1999. So wild.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: It hurts more than my foot botox to know that he's out there and I can't find him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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