30 Rock Season 3 Quotes
I need backup! Harvard did not prepare me for this.
Priest
Kenneth, why do you suddenly sound white?
Jennifer
I may have sodomized our former vice president while under the influence of some weapons grade narcotics. Oh, it feels good to say that one out loud actually. That one was weighing on me.
Jack
I believe we were brought together by the most successful capitalist enterprise in the history of the world. Despite the McLean Deluxe and the MickeyMoo.
Jack
Jack: Oh, come on Lemon, what is this? A green card thing?
Liz: No.
Jack: Closet case?
Liz: I don't think so.
Jack: Slump buster?
Liz: No, he's not a ballplayer.
Jack: Bundy-esque serial killer?
Liz: That was my first thought, but no. This is actually happening, and I'm blowing it.
How dare you say such things so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, patron saint of judgmental statues!
Elisa
Liz: That's what I could do to Drew.
Jenna: Drug him? Liz, no. Having been on both sides of that, I could tell you it's not a good idea.
Liz: No, I'm going to tell Drew that I'm having a little welcome to the building party for him but there is no party and then when he shows up I'll laugh and say 'oh it's the wrong night' and then he'll laugh and say one glass couldn't hurt and then I'll put my mouth on his mouth.
[to Liz] I give you a simple management suggestion in a professional context, and I get back the second half of a Judy Blume novel.
Jack
[to himself] It's winning time, you magnificent son of a bitch!
Jack
Dr. Leo Spaceman: I don't know how to say this: Dee-AY-buh-tees?
Tracy: Could I replace it with a wheel, like Rosie from The Jetsons?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Sure, but then you'll have to register yourself as a motor vehicle.
I got a lot of irons in the fire.
Frank
