30 Rock Season 3 Quotes
We're Jack and Elisa ... Jalisa!
Jack
I cursed for three hours straight just to get it out of my system.
Tracy
She keeps confusing me with this ridiculous notion that sex and love are somehow connected.
Jack
Look at this guy ... he used to be a man once.
Jack
Elisa? I was about to do the whole run to the airport thing, like Ross did on Friends and Liz Lemon did in real life.
Jack
Hallowed be my reservation. If you are able to hold my table ... Have them delay our heavenly dessert, and forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those who cause us to be late ...
Jack
I know love at first sight when I see it. I saw it when I met Angie, and I saw it the first time Dotcom laid eyes on Grizz's fiancee.
Tracy
Nice ... you mean like stew?
Liz
Please don't tell me you're one of those convenient Catholics who only goes to church every Sunday.
Elisa
[to Jack] Is this like a Sixth Sense thing? Would you like a place setting for your friend?
Waiter
Liz: Hello, Dr. Baird.
Drew: Hello, regular person Lemon.
Elisa: We are us. Let a McFlurry be what it is: the world's best dessert.