30 Rock

30 Rock Season 3 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 19: "The Ones"

Kenneth: [on his harmonica] Oh, you mean my mouth radio.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: [to Tracy] This is decadent. And I once went to Miami with Daryl Strawberry.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Somewhere right now a guy is on a J-Date with Monica Lewinsky. Nobody's perfect.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: My God. I already put my wedding announcement in Cigar Aficionado.
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Jenna: Oh for God's sake, what is this, Third Watch?
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Elisa: [to Jack, in "What The Frak?" shirt] I'm sorry to tell you such a dark tale in such a silly shirt.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Blue writing on green ... why?!?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Liz: Elisa has a big secret! My current theory is that she's the mother of those Michael Jackson kids!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: I called 911. They wouldn't even connect with their celebrity service.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack: Wigco.com? Sheinhardt's Wig's user-generated content site. All that anybody ever posted on it were penises.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elisa: Really? That's your guess? I'm a man?
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Tracy: You're wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically-manipulated shark.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 18: "Jackie Jormp-Jomp"

Jack: Jenna's Dead.
Pete: I don't feel anything. What is wrong with me?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Passive resistance! I learned it from Doctor King! I'm brave!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Heavy is the head that eats the crayons.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Kenneth: Ms. Lemon, you're not supposed to be here; you're on s-e-x probation.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Jenna, Sheinhardt-Universal does not want to release the picture.
Jenna: And how will that affect my Oscar chances?
Jack: Adversely.
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Jenna: Do you need a sex tape released? 'Cause I got a weird one; it's night vision and you can see that his buddy is robbing me.
Jack: No, Jenna, I want you on the PR warpath. If there's a red carpet, I want you on it talking up the movie, starting Monday.
Jenna: The Kid's Choice Awards? Fine, I'll set aside my feud with Raven-Symoné for one day, but she knows what she did.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Before I go, could I at least find out what Frank's hat says.
Jack: "Constant Craving."
Liz: He could do better!
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: Has anyone looked at this sexual harassment stuff they gave us?
Tracy: I don't need to read it; the whole thing is loosely based on an evening I had with Isiah Thomas.
 • Rating: Unrated

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