You treat me like a child! No, worse than that. Like one of those pageant girls with the clip-on teeth.

Tracy

I took my son to his cello recital this morning at what turned out to be midnight yesterday!

Tracy

[on not confronting his dad] It's the biggest regret of my life, Lemon. And I once made love to Kathy Hilton.

Jack

1959. Boy, it would've been fun to write back then. You could get away with crazy plot twists, because audiences were so much less sophisticated.

Liz

Have you ever been to Florida? It's a criminal population. It's America's Australia.

Jack

[to Jenna] You look happy. Did you finally settle that lawsuit over your exercise tape?

Liz

Whoa, check out the bling. Or whatever it's called now.

Liz

Hey, where are my Sno-balls? I'm going to the gym later so I deserve a treat.

Liz

Allergies are psychosomatic. The only reason I'm allergic to dogs is because one bit me when I got my first period.

Liz
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