30 Rock

30 Rock Season 3 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 3 Episode 17: "Cutbacks"

Liz: Fine - 30 minutes, I'll make some sounds and you can say one weird thing to me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: We go upstairs, 20 minutes, open mouth, I will work your ears.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: It's a massacre! I can't go back to teaching high school math. Those girls pretend they're not women, but they are.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 16: "Apollo, Apollo"

Jack: I'm Lizzing!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: [to Liz] You were trying to be an actress then. Despite your neck.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Go to Disneyland? Lemon, I've held Walt Disney's frozen head in my hands.
Liz: That's awesome.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: [his list of things to do before turning 50] Go to Disneyland, ride in an airplane, kiss Peggy Fleming, live in a house with stairs, beat up a Russian, hit mom with a car.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: [to Dennis] Good luck with your fake addiction and your inconveniently located vending machines.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: [on Jenna and Dennis in her bed] Oh guys, come on, I eat in there!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dennis: My support group? It's lousy with nymphos.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dennis: With the help of WedMD, I was recently self-diagnosed as a sex addict.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: I'm aware of it. I have a Google news alert for the phrase 'Tracy Jordan ridiculous disaster.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tracy: When I was a kid growing up in the projects, I would look up into the stars and dream of going into space, escaping the slums, and killing an Ewok!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: The closest I came to vomiting tonight is when I saw Ann Coulter's shoulder blades.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jack: [to Tracy] Your contract expressly prohibits dangerous activities, like extreme sports or riding the subway on St. Patrick's Day.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: If you have a spaceship and you're looking for a hilarious astronaut with an irregular heartbeat and $30 million, I am prepared to leave as soon as tomorrow. I wrote that yesterday.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: What thing with the belt? Don't hang up, I have a lot of belted objects!
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: Oh, right, sorry, my mail has been piling up and I keep forgetting to buy toilet paper.
Jack: What is that supposed to mean?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
Liz: That is solid.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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