30 Rock Season 3 Quotes
1959. Boy, it would've been fun to write back then. You could get away with crazy plot twists, because audiences were so much less sophisticated.
Liz
Have you ever been to Florida? It's a criminal population. It's America's Australia.
Jack
[to Jenna] You look happy. Did you finally settle that lawsuit over your exercise tape?
Liz
Whoa, check out the bling. Or whatever it's called now.
Liz
Hey, where are my Sno-balls? I'm going to the gym later so I deserve a treat.
Liz
Allergies are psychosomatic. The only reason I'm allergic to dogs is because one bit me when I got my first period.
Liz
In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.
Liz
[on her slanket] It's not product placement, I just like it!
Liz
If I have a strawberry, my throat closes up faster than a girl in math class.
Kenneth
Isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Elisa
[on Tracy] His life is like Enron, circa 1999. So wild.
Jack
It hurts more than my foot botox to know that he's out there and I can't find him.
Jenna
