Everyone has something to hide. For instance, I'm wearing a child's Halloween costume under this.

Len

[to Liz] You know this food area is always the first place I go to look for you.

Cerie

Oh, I didn't know anyone was here. That wasn't me screaming in the bathroom.

Jenna

Paul lives in Florida. He paints landscapes and makes his own soda.

Jack's mom

Don't patronize me with your Celtic slang, Liz Lemon.

Tracy

[to Tracy] Oh my God! Like we really have time to have you walk down the stairs that slowly!

Liz

Evidently the concierge at the Plaza has a beard, and she'd rather not get raped.

Jonathan

[to Liz's offer of a hug] What is this, the Italian parliament. No, thank you?

Jack

I don't mind taking her out. There's a restaurant hostess in midtown I'd like to see cry.

Liz
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