30 Rock

30 Rock Season 3 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 3 Episode 18: "Jackie Jormp-Jomp"

Liz: We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack: You being dead is the best thing that ever happened to this movie. Jenna, I wanna Tupac you.
Jenna: Fine, but I have to pee first!
Jack: No. No, no, no, no. Tupac Shakur, the rapper. He sold ten times more albums when he was dead than when he was alive; that's what we're going to do with this movie.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: Excuse me, Mr. 'Winerslav' -
Jeffrey Weinerslav: It's pronounced, "Weinerslave.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 17: "Cutbacks"

Jenna: You know how you told Tracy not to go into your bedroom? Well, naturally, we assumed you were a serial killer, and as you can imagine, your bird is dead.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Jack: Your writer's room is now the headquarters for Telemundo's coverage of World Cup soccer qualifying.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: I'm sorry to use my barn voice, but I'm riled up!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Oh no, Kenneth's a killer, and the Riddler is coming!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Sometimes sexual bartering works. Salome, Mata Hari, Deborah Norville.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: I want to keep making prank phone calls to people like Seattle's Richard Sackmuncher.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: We're in final negotiations to provide exclusive content to America's jails!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: Yes, the rest of us talked about it last night at Finnegan's, the bar we go to after work. In my dreams.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: I feel like I'm in The Pelican Brief. Do I already know too much?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: [to Kenneth] You'll do fine as long as you follow my Three Ds: Discretion, Docility, and Don't Use My Bathroom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I put on a live hour show every week - unless there's wrestling. I'm on it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: The days of your wild coke parties are over.
Liz: Well, if by coke you mean soda.
Jack: I do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Enjoy your decorative air holders, you deserved them.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Liz: That's 50 hours of comedy, over 300 sketches, one unsolved crew death, and an Emmy ... Magazine cover story.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: [to Liz] Top front? Good lord, Lemon, that's your worst quadrant.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: It's not enough that you killed the bird I've had for almost 60 years, but the fact that you didn't trust me is unforgivable!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

HR Guy: [to Liz] He alleges you tried to barter sex in exchange for professional consideration. In the HR world we refer to that as being a filthy prostitute.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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