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1959. Boy, it would've been fun to write back then. You could get away with crazy plot twists, because audiences were so much less sophisticated.

Liz

Have you ever been to Florida? It's a criminal population. It's America's Australia.

Jack

[to Jenna] You look happy. Did you finally settle that lawsuit over your exercise tape?

Liz

Whoa, check out the bling. Or whatever it's called now.

Liz

Hey, where are my Sno-balls? I'm going to the gym later so I deserve a treat.

Liz

Allergies are psychosomatic. The only reason I'm allergic to dogs is because one bit me when I got my first period.

Liz

In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.

Liz

[on her slanket] It's not product placement, I just like it!

Liz

If I have a strawberry, my throat closes up faster than a girl in math class.

Kenneth

Isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

Elisa

[on Tracy] His life is like Enron, circa 1999. So wild.

Jack

It hurts more than my foot botox to know that he's out there and I can't find him.

Jenna
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30 Rock Season 3 Quotes

Liz: Excuse me, Mr. 'Winerslav' -
Jeffrey Weinerslav: It's pronounced, "Weinerslave.

If there's one thing I learned from you, Jack, it's to keep your friends close and your enemies so close that you're almost kissing.

Devon