30 Rock

30 Rock Season 3 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 3 Episode 12: "Larry King"

Kenneth: That's "99 Red Balloons," Nena's famous anti-balloon protest song.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jack: I watched an American Masters last night about Baryshnikov ... I picked up a few things.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: Oh, was it "The Day Is Done My Sweet For The Lambs Have Been Decapitated?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elisa: Everything's gone coco for cuckoo poops ... is that right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: I was supposed to be in the movie Rush Hour but two weeks into shooting I was replaced by Jackie Chan.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry King: Tracy Jordan ... saying three serious things and then a joke.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Larry King: We're here with Tracy Jordan, who just recounted, by the way, the entire plot of the movie Teen Wolf.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jonathan: You're not coming in at all? What about Jaconathan?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: We're Jack and Elisa ... Jalisa!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: I cursed for three hours straight just to get it out of my system.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: She keeps confusing me with this ridiculous notion that sex and love are somehow connected.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Look at this guy ... he used to be a man once.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack: Elisa? I was about to do the whole run to the airport thing, like Ross did on Friends and Liz Lemon did in real life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 11: "St. Valentine's Day"

Jack: Hallowed be my reservation. If you are able to hold my table ... Have them delay our heavenly dessert, and forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those who cause us to be late ...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: I know love at first sight when I see it. I saw it when I met Angie, and I saw it the first time Dotcom laid eyes on Grizz's fiancee.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: Nice ... you mean like stew?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elisa: Please don't tell me you're one of those convenient Catholics who only goes to church every Sunday.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Waiter: [to Jack] Is this like a Sixth Sense thing? Would you like a place setting for your friend?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: Hello, Dr. Baird.
Drew: Hello, regular person Lemon.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elisa: We are us. Let a McFlurry be what it is: the world's best dessert.
 • Rating: Unrated

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