[on Jenna and Dennis in her bed] Oh guys, come on, I eat in there!

Liz

My support group? It's lousy with nymphos.

Dennis

With the help of WedMD, I was recently self-diagnosed as a sex addict.

Dennis

I'm aware of it. I have a Google news alert for the phrase 'Tracy Jordan ridiculous disaster.

Jack

When I was a kid growing up in the projects, I would look up into the stars and dream of going into space, escaping the slums, and killing an Ewok!

Tracy

Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.

Liz

The closest I came to vomiting tonight is when I saw Ann Coulter's shoulder blades.

Jack

[to Tracy] Your contract expressly prohibits dangerous activities, like extreme sports or riding the subway on St. Patrick's Day.

Jack

If you have a spaceship and you're looking for a hilarious astronaut with an irregular heartbeat and $30 million, I am prepared to leave as soon as tomorrow. I wrote that yesterday.

Tracy

What thing with the belt? Don't hang up, I have a lot of belted objects!

Liz

Liz: Oh, right, sorry, my mail has been piling up and I keep forgetting to buy toilet paper.
Jack: What is that supposed to mean?

Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
Liz: That is solid.

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30 Rock Season 3 Quotes

If there's one thing I learned from you, Jack, it's to keep your friends close and your enemies so close that you're almost kissing.

Devon

Liz: I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.
Jack: That man can wear a sweater.

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