30 Rock

30 Rock Season 3 Quotes (Page 11)

Season 3 Episode 9: "Retreat To Move Forward"

Jack: [to himself] It's winning time, you magnificent son of a bitch!
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Dr. Leo Spaceman: I don't know how to say this: Dee-AY-buh-tees?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Could I replace it with a wheel, like Rosie from The Jetsons?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Sure, but then you'll have to register yourself as a motor vehicle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: I got a lot of irons in the fire.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 8: "Flu Shot"

Kenneth: Well, I'm saying you could get your wallet...
Tracy: My what?!
Kenneth: ...and go downstairs to the basement...
Tracy: No!
Kenneth: ...and you go to the soup place, and bring the soup back up here...
Tracy: With what? My arms?
Kenneth: ...make sure to take your IDs with you.
Tracy: That'll be the worst part!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: We decided we'd get them all hot soup.
Tracy: So... go do that.
Kenneth: Oh, all the other pages have gone home sick, I can't make any runs right now. Maybe the two of you could go get the soup.
[long pause]
Jenna: I don't understand.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: Mr. Jordan, Ms. Maroney. You wanted to see me?
Jenna: Kenneth, Tracy and I want to do something for the crew, you know, to thank them for being sick.
Tracy: We didn't know what to get them, but then I had a brain storm. It was a bad one, Jenna had to put my tongue guard in.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 7: "Senor Macho Solo"

Stuart: I knew I should've listened to my friends. Kofi said you were too good to be true.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Way to tell me something I already knew. What are you, The Huffington Post?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: What if I say something stupid, like "Order a tall coffee," or talk about my Nintendo Wii?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Look at you and me and our biological clocks. You're baby crazy, and I'm turned on by car accidents.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: I'm afraid she'll divorce me if I ever have enough money where she can live off half.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Oh, Liz. Look at you and I and our biological clocks. You're baby crazy and I keep getting turned on by car accidents.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 6: "Christmas Special"

Liz: We need to get these guys! Don't you know the Postmaster General?
Jack: I do, but we had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp. If I wanted to lick a hippie, I'd return Joan Baez's phone calls.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 5: "Reunion"

Liz: One time I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti! Sometimes I pee in the shower if I'm really tired! I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn't leave right away!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: How come there ain't no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? I mean they have every race and life form from all over the galaxy but no Puerto Ricans. What's up with that?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jack: Rich fifty is middle class thirty-eight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Hey Lemon, check this out, I just made it up: the three B's: beers, boats, and buds. Doesn't that sound great?
Liz: Are you having a stroke?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jack: Show her the ugly duckling has turned into a vaguely ethnic swan.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 4: "Gavin Volure"

Liz: Tracy, get out of the hallway.
Tracy: OR AM I?
Liz: Oh God, this dream again.
Tracy: That's not me. That's a Tracy Jordan Japanese Sex Doll. You can tell us apart because it's not suffering from a vitamin deficiency.
 • Rating: Unrated

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