Before you got here, were you an air scientist? Because your ass blah blah blah, you get the point.

Tracy

My secret is, I'm in love with Liz Lemon.

Jack

It's funny — all my 'aha!' moments end with a mustache pushed against me!

Jenna

But those were my majors at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks!

Jenna

They're called Spanx!

Jack

That girl has a name, Jack. We call her 'Skankovich.'

Liz

Toofer: But my biggest problem with quidditch is: If the snitch is 150 points, why does anyone bother with the with the quaffle?

[on his teeth] You'll have to ask the fella who whittled 'em for me!

Kenneth

For four years I've had to make do with what passes for men around here, with their untucked shirts, boneless faces, their Stars, both Wars and Trek.

Jack

[to Jack] Fort Myers and Cincinnati. Didn't you learn your airport codes in high school?

Kenneth

E-mailing images to address book? What is wrong with me?!?

Kenneth

Kenneth: Albino monk!
Jack: That's a mirror, Kenneth.

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30 Rock Season 4 Quotes

Mothers. You can't kill them...

Jack

Liz: Cross-promotional... deal mechanics... revenue streams... jargon... synergy.
Jack: That's the best presentation I've ever heard.

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