Happy Valentine's Day, no one!


I always knew it would end one day. I just always thought it would be me in the trunk of a rental car.


Dennis ... watching 'The Color Purple' drunk with you was one of my funnest nights ever.


Perhaps one day we'll live in a world where you ask us to pretend to be scientists.

Dot Com

Avery: I have a thing for commanding salt and pepper types. I don't know why. I think it started when I walked in on my parents the day Reagan was shot.
Jack: I wouldn't over-analyze that.

Hey Jack, whadya need? Arena rock anthem? Power ballad?

Jon Bon Jovi

There are some things that are actually harder to do with two people, like ... monologues.


Wow, Avery Jessup, she's hot. She was on Maxim's I'd Rape Her 100.


Your ghost is going to see some disgusting stuff.

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