30 Rock Season 4 Quotes
I'm sure she's down there, chain-smoking, sitting on the curb, waiting for me to come out. Just like the day I was born.
Jenna
I didn't see her. Security called. She was trying to use an Oxycontin bottle as I.D.
Jenna
You just enjoy your coffee, sir, while I tell you a funny story about my neighbor's cat. His name is Mr. Wiggles, and his cat's name is Benson.
Kenneth
It was perfect. Like a John Mayer song.
Jenna
I can't run a store and make change for people!
Nancy
I am Silas Merrymount Peppercorn. This is my wife... Moronica.
Kenneth
The imaginary enemy. Classic move, Lemon. The Salem Witch Trials, the Red scare, global warming.
Jack
We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on Mars!
Tracy
It'll be the new owner's problem, like the water heater. And the ghost.
Nancy
Yeah, we talked about it with Dr. Phil and then we made a collage and wrote about it in our dream journals.
Nancy
What keeps people polite on airplanes? A shared hatred for the CBS sitcoms they're forced to watch.
Jack
What, you're not using an office replication service while you're here?
Jack
