You may be having lunch with the next Lauren Conrad.

Adrianna

Adrianna: There is something you can do to help me.
Silver: What's that?
Adrianna: You can help me find the cheating whore who's ruining my life.

Ade is like a baby...needs something shiny and new to distract her.

Navid

Annie [referring to Emily]: Nothing about that girl is real.
Adrianna, Silver & Naomi: Just like us?

I don't use pot to self-medicate.

Laurel

Glad I came out and all but now I have no friends.

Teddy

Navid [after signing release]: I just want you to be happy.
Adrianna: It's a little too late for that.

Am I actually going to take the subway in LA or am I stoned?

Ivy

Liam: I guess I'm not comfortable with the whole gay thing.
Teddy: Yeah, neither am I.

Naomi [to calendar himbo]: Hold that thought.
Himbo: What thought?

Can't stop thinking of you. Get your sweet ass over here!

Navid [in text to Silver]

Max: What's the science emergency?
Naomi [removing trench coat to reveal lingerie get-up]: It's a biology problem actually.

90210 Quotes

I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

Navid