Navid: I'm your boss now. If I tell you to do something, you do it.
Dixon: Snoop Dogg wants to shoot his video here next week. And your car is clean... boss.

Sushi in Mexico? That ends badly.

Liam

Prepare to have your world rocked.

Naomi [right before first time sex with Max]

You've had sex before?!?

Naomi [to Max]

Any chance you wanna relaunch that rocket?

Naomi [following yet another romp in the sack with Max]

I guess I've been distracted by a handsome man with a big...IQ.

Naomi [after admitting to Max she really is failing math]

Oh, she's going down!

Silver [after discovering Adrianna's tap water trickery]

Guys like you and me aren't the relationship type.

Tripp [to Teddy]

Teddy: I think I'm becoming one of those relationship people. Oh my God, I'm lame.
Silver: You are not lame. You're just a good guy who's ready to get back on the relationship burro.
Teddy: Still a horrible expression. But yeah, I think I am.
Silver: It's really great. To getting back on the burro.

You really care about me, don't you? I mean you care a lot. Enough to give up having sex...with me!

Naomi [to Max]

You've both been friends a really really long time. Hope you don't let some idiot like me ruin that.

Navid [to Silver and Adrianna]

Silver [after reconciling with Adrianna]: How do we make it better?
Adrianna: Break up with him.

90210 Quotes

I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

Navid